Updated: May 10, 2020
"ABC, it's easy" The Jacksons
A is for Accountant. Wait for the bill,
B is for Bank. I CAN'T sit still.
C is for COGS. There's only one way,
D is for Debt. It's mounting each day.
E is for Expenses. Our product aint cheap,
F is for FBT. It's a bit steep.
G is for GST. Give us some time,
H is for Hopitality. Our industry, sublime.
I is for Interest. Compounding away,
J is for JobKeeper. How long will it stay?
K is for Knowledge. A sinkhole is forming,
L is for Labour. Unions are swarming.
M is for Margin. Ours are quite slim,
N is for Net Profit. Forecasts are grim.
O is for Outgoings. Ticking away,
P is for Penalties. Reform today.
Q is for Quick Recovery. You've lost you're mind,
R is for Rent. Landlords, be kind.
S is for Super. Leave it alone,
T is for Taxes. Government's atone.
U is for Unemployment. Never been higher,
V is for Visa. Skilled workers required.
W is for Wages. Highest on the planet,
X is for Xero. Better call Janet.
Y is for Yield. Measured in red,
Z is for Zero. Bank balance, we're dead.
Team ScoMo, It's like counting to 1,2,3.
1. Abolish Payroll Tax
2. Dump the FBT
3. Reform the Award
Simple as Do Re Mi.